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In the back of the UT locker room, 4 guys sit at a table with Cheetohs and most are drinking water. One is drinking Sunny D.

Vondrell McGee: “Ok, one more game, then I really want to go lift.”

Colt McCoy: “Wussy. You’re just mad because I have a better understanding of the game than you.”

Foswhitt Whittaker: “Dude, we’re playing –”

McCoy: “I’m the STARTING QUARTERBACK of TEXAS. I’m practically Heisman gold, so don’t feel bad. There’s a lot of work that goes into all of this.”

Chris Ogbonnaya: “We know, Colt. We know.”

McCoy: “Look, you guys shouldn’t even pretend that you’re letting me … Continue Reading

So a few folks I follow got an urge to write 100-random-things blog posts. More specifically, @stinkle and @vanweezy. While entertaining, thinking about 100 things to write about me would be painful. Instead, I’m offering lucky readers 9 absolute truths.

Questioning these is along the same lines of questioning the sum of 2 and 2, in base 10 (technically the base shouldn’t make a difference, but just to make sure everybody’s talking about the same thing, I thought I’d throw that in.) Without further adieu, here are 9 absolute truths that you can bet your car or … Continue Reading