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SEO: like global warming, but ends in annoyance instead of starvation

I was working on GitHub and finally figured out how to make my commits just show as [terry] instead of [Terry Heath]. It’s my damn Apple user name, so I’m guessing that comes from your actual machine’s username, and not your profile. Which is a little dumb, GitHub.

But anyways, I was curious what that would do to googling my name. I hadn’t googled my name in a while, and the first hit is now some eponymous SEO douche.

SEO contributes largely to the smog of the internets. I realize it’s a natural progression once a medium gets popular to try to … Continue Reading

Ruby: drop the superiority complex, give us a damn final keyword

Sorry. I know that headline is a little inflammatory, but after reading comments about legitimate complaints against Ruby, it’s needed. Don’t get me wrong - I love Ruby. It’s a huge step up compared to Java, C++, or VB/C#.NET when it comes to expressions. What’s 20 painful lines in J++# is 2 in Ruby, and much easier to read. But it’s time to realize that it’s a language - not a religion. It has bad things about it. 

If you’re coming in for an interview, and somehow come across my name (I don’t name companies on my blog), then here’s a heads … Continue Reading

Time Warner clubs baby seals and causes global warming

And that’s not the worst of what they do.

When we moved to our new house, we had to give up the *awesome* AT&T U-Verse. You could record 4 channels at once. There were lots of HD channels. We got all the local channels we’d ever need. The DVR and cable box were responsive, reflected a push towards usability, and had more space than you could shake a stick at (when we cancelled U-Verse, we had over 120 shows waiting to be watched).

Enter Time Warner Cable. The. Worst. TV. Provider. Ever.

After getting our new TV (our old one conveyed with our … Continue Reading